I only enjoy baking, (or cooking), as long as no one else comes near the kitchen. My mother, however, thinks holiday baking should be a “group” effort. Luckily, she wants to make rum balls so I won’t have to buy any extra alcohol that’s needed to tolerate any “family bonding” experiments.
The kids are acting like demon spawn today. As they were driving me insane at the grocery store I made sure to mention that I only brought them out in public because people see them as effective birth control. Doing my part to control population growth through terrorizing innocent shoppers. On the plus side the grocery store was giving out samples of alcohol.